THE SCIENCE OF TOMORROW, TODAY!
Fad medical ideas have found commonplace in our culture. Every ten years, like clockwork, a new "science" is invented or rehashed. If they catch on, these breakthrough health fads (bHADS) can become...
View ArticleFACEBOOK: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
This past Friday, Monks of the high order of Mon' were called to southern San Picco where reports say the 357th reincarnation of Mon' has arrived. If confirmed it will be the cosmic beginning�s first...
View ArticleAsk Stevil
Today's Question: "My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep. WhAt ShoULD Do? I'm ReAlly Super TiRed aNd shE Has an anNoying voice. -Rocky"
View ArticleP.B.C. And You
Summer is finally here and many people find themselves shedding their cloth skins and traveling to the ocean. This yearly quest of mankind to seek a large body of water is a great way to spend a...
View ArticleMore Cluck For Your Buck
Do you need somebody murdered? Is a close friend or relative being held captive by an evil tyrant? If so you need the Kickin Chickin! Unlike most assassin groups, the Kickin Chicken will not ask you...
View ArticleMaster Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats
Once upon a time in the early days of modern culture, there was a man, Hanato Yoshi. He, at an early age, mastered the arts of business through patience, meditation and martial arts. Now YOU can take...
View ArticleCarlton's Luicd Cheese trip
Carlton D. rock, Eats quaility american cheese before taking a nap.
View ArticleThe Horror of Cheese Madness!!
Public Notice: The Axis of Stevil is aware of the new public trend of eating large quantities of premium Jack and Mozzarella cheeses. This is said to induce nightmarish and disturbing imagery in your...
View ArticleTEMPUS FUGIT
Residents of East Shore please stay alert! It has been confirmed by The Axis of Stevil that there has been another time burgle! Community Watch groups are now circulating the only well known image of...
View ArticleNEVER FORGET CAPISTRANO
The bird menace is coming! Soon you or someone you know could be the next victim of an attack! Who knows? Maybe you might look up and see the swallows in formation preparing to cluster bomb your...
View ArticleWHO LIKES BADGES?
Signups for member positions opened today during a brief ceremony at Stevil World Headquarters. Do you wish to become a member of The Axis of Stevil? Simply submit your name and you will be issued...
View ArticleAWW SKEET SKEET
Pop culture entropy keeps most from dwelling on what happened to their once iconic favorites. These characters fade away from the spot light. Some make the transition to the mundane with grace and...
View ArticleEXTREME THANKSGIVING
The new trend in diversifying funds among major corporations is to purchase the rights to holidays; starting with Google's acquisition of Christmas, Viacom has quickly followed suit snatching...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVE WILLMONT
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleUNSOLVED ENIGMAS
The death of media mogul and rodent trainer, David Seville, is one of southern California's most unsolved of mysteries. His whereabouts have been unknown for more then six years. The efforts put into...
View ArticleSt/Evil
St/Evil follows loosely the coming and goings of two astute yet seemingly inept young demons. Future strips will be posted here and will also be available within the Sunday newspaper in selected major...
View ArticleYOU BOOB
The comings and goings of another person's life used to be a mystery. With video proliferation and the Internet, the ability to plug the world into your reality is now at your fingertips. Whether it's...
View ArticleBELOVED FISH TYCOON DIES
Arthur T Watercrest, the greatest known trout investor, has died. The industry baron was found fried, filleted and covered in mayonnaise in a South Littleton Red Lobster. Had wait staff not noticed...
View ArticleBi.A.H.s CONVENTION 2005
Attendance was poor at this past weekend's BiAHs Convention 2005. Blame for the failure was placed on the following email that, according to sources close with the union, "says too much". The email...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVE BOWIE - King of Texas
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleREMEMBER TODAY, TOMORROW!
Our on-demand, technology-driven world has yielded much advancement in the personal record keeping field. For example, the AIM log gives hard copy records of every conversation that ever transpires...
View ArticleA DECLARATION OF WAR
There are two worlds, one of virtue and truth where rights to property exist, children can be free, to enjoy well-balanced breakfasts and have matching day of the week socks; and one of blackness and...
View ArticleLANGUAGE
The Axis of Stevil.com has many goals, one of which is to educate its followers. One of the first impressions people gain about other people is a speech impression. A persons memory will retain a lot...
View ArticleTHE TOOTH IS LOOSE
To celebrate the 4th Annual Beaville Downtown Festival, a statue of a silver beaver will be unveiled at Flanagan Park. The section of Flanagan Park from 3rd street to the river is being renamed to...
View ArticleFOWL LIES
The sight of a dog wearing headphones, or a sea turtle selling fast food is not unheard of thanks to the constant barrage of anthromorphic TV. Over the past fifty years, television viewers have been...
View ArticleHAPPY HOLIDAYS, INDEED!
The holiday season is a time for friends, family and outrageous materialism. There is no finer example of this than a recent Darker Brothers print ad, circulating in the back of comic books, magazines...
View ArticleFull House: Wrath of Tanner
A superior hand is the true mark of the warrior. Trump your magical opponents with a card pulled from the "Full House: Wrath of Tanner" Magic Expansion pack! Decimate any adversary with the might of...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVE SMITH
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleNOT ANOTHER A GNOME MOVIE
It was a wildly sorted affair in the village of Wickerbriar. David the Gnome a respected doctor and community leader was exposed as fathering an illegitimate child with the young Lisa Curvet, a...
View ArticleRUG'BURNZ
The Axis of Stevil, acting in the public's best interest, has committed itself to expose the darkest holes and seediest dens of this world's lesser known underside. When confronting a mission of this...
View ArticleTHE JOYS OF LIFE
A common misconception of the universe is that Fraggles and Doozers live in a harmonious balance under the surface of the earth. This is not the case. In fact it is another example of reality...
View ArticlePOWER STRUGGLE
A large blow was delivered to the embattled administration of city commissioners, Chance 'T-Bone' Furlong and Jake 'Razor' Clawson. Astonishing new evidence recently surfaced, that implicated the two...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVEN SEGAL
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleTax Break!
Tax season is once again upon us. Distinguishable by the annual reprinting of HASBEEN's Best Seller, "20,001 of Kwame's Favorite Accounting Tips and Secrets". If you are fiduciary challenged, consider...
View ArticlePIG ON A DIG
The world adventurer, Thurston Zee Pig spent Saturday night comfortably resting at The Axis of Stevil's dome enclosed cornfield. The pig has had a very busy past week unraveling both the mysteries of...
View ArticleNature's Gatlin Gun
Aggressive time pilfering is the behavior of choice for one of nature's most loathed creatures, The Badger. Not the wise character or warrior TV would lead you to believe, Badgers are often moronic...
View ArticleCOMPLETE YOUR BREAKFAST
Hey kids! Are you looking for a tasty snack that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but is an entire breakfast?! Then you need to try 'Pro-Teens': The cereal designed for growing kids who need...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVEN T. PIZZAWHEEL
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleCHARITABLE SUPERLATIVES
Everyday, people are exposed to a barrage of news. Violence, crime, energy shortages, and other disasters seem to happen every other day. The message is sometimes that you must give in order to care....
View ArticleDY-NO-MITE!
Sifting through the hype and fluff of consumer explosives is a daunting task. Everyone has got something to sell you, from high power thermite charges to RDX infused armadillos. It's hard to be sure...
View ArticleSTINK NO LONGER
Do you suspect your friend or communal life partner is suffering from the debilitating symptoms of Peltmegaly? Commonly known as 'Long-Hairs' or 'Hippiedom', Peltmegaly affects 400,000 Americans every...
View ArticleMAN ON THE INSIDE
In a bold move, the young Estevez has purposefully blown his cover and openly talked to the media about the September 11th attacks. This honorable act of shining the first main stream light on the...
View ArticleDON'T BE A DUMMY
Traffic on the thoroughfares and byways surrounding major cities is often congested and subject to slow-downs. The one salvation to this chaos is the H.O.V. lanes. These high-occupancy lanes allow...
View ArticleLOW IMPACT TERRORISM
In recent weeks The Axis of Stevil has noticed an increase in the level of terrorist chatter. Several creditable threats in the form of magazine order cards have been intercepted that show a swelling...
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