The modern work force, while diligent and readily available, does not produce the same caliber of employee that can be found in the Animal Kingdom. The Axis of Stevil, in a service to greaten the public's awareness, has started the "Lighter Side of Animal Testing" Campaign. With continued support, the preconceived notions and stereotypes of animal testing labs will be removed from our culture.
Take the rabbit for example it has a natural intrinsic work ethic. From its birth the rabbit understands "You gotta do, what you gotta do". This has enabled the rabbit to hold jobs most would find unimaginable. It is no coincidence, then, that statistically the three worst jobs ever (Shark tamer, Landfill Owner, and Hardee's Employee) are rabbit dominated fields. Scientific studies on the rabbit have shown that even under the worst of conditions and circumstances the rabbit will do as he is told for a paycheck.
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