Signups for member positions opened today during a brief ceremony at Stevil World Headquarters. Do you wish to become a member of The Axis of Stevil? Simply submit your name and you will be issued your own unique Axis of Stevil ID Badge. This badge will identify you to other Axis of Stevil members and grant you access to the Axis of Stevil Cafetorium.
It is a time-tested fact that badges are cool. Be it Merit, Communicator, or ID, badges have become the newest clothing accessory. 4 out of every 5 people report that they feel a greater sense of confidence and acceptance while wearing their own unique IDs. Not only do they provide quick name references for the absent minded, badges are also seen as status symbols. Badge aficionados are often heard to say "You can tell a man by the cut of his badge". So take care, and exercise patience while assembling your Stevil membership badge.
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