NEVER BE CAUGHT SPEECHLESS!
The perplexing panda propagates the many paradigms of the pragmatic problems of phonics. Not just the penguin of the bear universe, the panda was blessed with a language; that despite its best...
View ArticleTHE SCIENCE OF TOMORROW, TODAY!
Fad medical ideas have found commonplace in our culture. Every ten years, like clockwork, a new "science" is invented or rehashed. If they catch on, these breakthrough health fads (bHADS) can become...
View ArticleFACEBOOK: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
This past Friday, Monks of the high order of Mon' were called to southern San Picco where reports say the 357th reincarnation of Mon' has arrived. If confirmed it will be the cosmic beginning�s first...
View ArticleAsk Stevil
Today's Question: "My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep. WhAt ShoULD Do? I'm ReAlly Super TiRed aNd shE Has an anNoying voice. -Rocky"
View ArticleP.B.C. And You
Summer is finally here and many people find themselves shedding their cloth skins and traveling to the ocean. This yearly quest of mankind to seek a large body of water is a great way to spend a...
View ArticleMore Cluck For Your Buck
Do you need somebody murdered? Is a close friend or relative being held captive by an evil tyrant? If so you need the Kickin Chickin! Unlike most assassin groups, the Kickin Chicken will not ask you...
View ArticleMaster Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats
Once upon a time in the early days of modern culture, there was a man, Hanato Yoshi. He, at an early age, mastered the arts of business through patience, meditation and martial arts. Now YOU can take...
View ArticleCarlton's Luicd Cheese trip
Carlton D. rock, Eats quaility american cheese before taking a nap.
View ArticleThe Horror of Cheese Madness!!
Public Notice: The Axis of Stevil is aware of the new public trend of eating large quantities of premium Jack and Mozzarella cheeses. This is said to induce nightmarish and disturbing imagery in your...
View ArticleTEMPUS FUGIT
Residents of East Shore please stay alert! It has been confirmed by The Axis of Stevil that there has been another time burgle! Community Watch groups are now circulating the only well known image of...
View ArticleNEVER FORGET CAPISTRANO
The bird menace is coming! Soon you or someone you know could be the next victim of an attack! Who knows? Maybe you might look up and see the swallows in formation preparing to cluster bomb your...
View ArticleWHO LIKES BADGES?
Signups for member positions opened today during a brief ceremony at Stevil World Headquarters. Do you wish to become a member of The Axis of Stevil? Simply submit your name and you will be issued...
View ArticleAWW SKEET SKEET
Pop culture entropy keeps most from dwelling on what happened to their once iconic favorites. These characters fade away from the spot light. Some make the transition to the mundane with grace and...
View ArticleEXTREME THANKSGIVING
The new trend in diversifying funds among major corporations is to purchase the rights to holidays; starting with Google's acquisition of Christmas, Viacom has quickly followed suit snatching...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVE WILLMONT
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
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