Aggressive time pilfering is the behavior of choice for one of nature's most loathed creatures, The Badger. Not the wise character or warrior TV would lead you to believe, Badgers are often moronic and underhanded. If you see a badger, drop whatever you are doing and get indoors! The only sure way of remaining safe is to be out of a badger's field of vision. A badger could appear at any time, thus you should always be prepared; readiness will give you an edge in any badger altercation.
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