Featured Steve: STEVEN SEGAL
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleTax Break!
Tax season is once again upon us. Distinguishable by the annual reprinting of HASBEEN's Best Seller, "20,001 of Kwame's Favorite Accounting Tips and Secrets". If you are fiduciary challenged, consider...
View ArticlePIG ON A DIG
The world adventurer, Thurston Zee Pig spent Saturday night comfortably resting at The Axis of Stevil's dome enclosed cornfield. The pig has had a very busy past week unraveling both the mysteries of...
View ArticleNature's Gatlin Gun
Aggressive time pilfering is the behavior of choice for one of nature's most loathed creatures, The Badger. Not the wise character or warrior TV would lead you to believe, Badgers are often moronic...
View ArticleCOMPLETE YOUR BREAKFAST
Hey kids! Are you looking for a tasty snack that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but is an entire breakfast?! Then you need to try 'Pro-Teens': The cereal designed for growing kids who need...
View ArticleFeatured Steve: STEVEN T. PIZZAWHEEL
This illustrious company is founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the name given to millions of people each year,...
View ArticleCHARITABLE SUPERLATIVES
Everyday, people are exposed to a barrage of news. Violence, crime, energy shortages, and other disasters seem to happen every other day. The message is sometimes that you must give in order to care....
View ArticleDY-NO-MITE!
Sifting through the hype and fluff of consumer explosives is a daunting task. Everyone has got something to sell you, from high power thermite charges to RDX infused armadillos. It's hard to be sure...
View ArticleSTINK NO LONGER
Do you suspect your friend or communal life partner is suffering from the debilitating symptoms of Peltmegaly? Commonly known as 'Long-Hairs' or 'Hippiedom', Peltmegaly affects 400,000 Americans every...
View ArticleMAN ON THE INSIDE
In a bold move, the young Estevez has purposefully blown his cover and openly talked to the media about the September 11th attacks. This honorable act of shining the first main stream light on the...
View ArticleDON'T BE A DUMMY
Traffic on the thoroughfares and byways surrounding major cities is often congested and subject to slow-downs. The one salvation to this chaos is the H.O.V. lanes. These high-occupancy lanes allow...
View ArticleLOW IMPACT TERRORISM
In recent weeks The Axis of Stevil has noticed an increase in the level of terrorist chatter. Several creditable threats in the form of magazine order cards have been intercepted that show a swelling...
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